- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

rose are red violets should be purple

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

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