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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved

How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking

what did the dead guy say to the boy? nothing he is dead.

No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

Where did Lucy go went the bomb went off? Everywhere

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? Cindy your neighbor. I was wondering if I could borrow some milk, I ran out.

What did the black man say when he met a white man in the street? "Hello, how are you?"

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