- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

smell the vitamin C

what is racecar backwards in reverse

my shift key is broken1

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

it was all Tagart

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

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