- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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Woman rights.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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