Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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Your mom

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What's worse than finding a bug in your soup? The Holocaust

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Whats funny? Your face.

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

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Q: What's worst than the Holocaust? A: 6 million Jews

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are many things that could be considered worse than finding a worm in one's apple. In addition, the matter of better or worse depends upon the point of view of the person in question, so what is worse than finding a worm in one person's apple may be preferable to finding a worm in another person's apple.

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what did the elephant step on when he was running through the jungle? .... a coke machine.

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Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days?

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Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

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Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

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What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

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u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

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How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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