- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

Know what's funny? Jokes.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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