- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

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What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

mexicans fishing

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

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