- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

800 people died last year. end of story

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

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