- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

Canadians

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

Ready for something funny? nothing

A fish swims up your penis...

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

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