Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

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justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

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If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

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what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

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Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

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what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

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why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

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What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

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Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

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You always hear of the 9/11 stories where people who work in the World Trade Centers were late that day or home sick or whatever. My mom also worked there. It was a normal morning, got up to make us breakfast, got us to school on time, the whole bit. After having to do all that stuff, she actually got to work on time, and she died in the attack.

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Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

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Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

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Dont follow this link.......http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&q=blue+waffle&tab=wi

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Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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Anti Joke

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