- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

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A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

In your case, maybe because it is time to stop thinking so much, and begin living life, if the world cannot appreciate a wise man such as yourself, maybe that man should stop being wise, and begin being happy.

What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

How do you kill a blonde? Pull the pin and throw it back...then proceed to paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

So a dolphin is dropped off at a park and dies because he was out of the water to long.

Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

Why dont polar bears eat peguins? Because they live on opposite ends of the earth and it would be physically imposible!!

What happened to the teenager who was raped and murdered? Who knows? They never found the body.

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

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