- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Barack Obama plays basketball

Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

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What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

What's your guys names?

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

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