Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

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Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

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Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

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yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

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If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

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chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

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An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

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Can midgets still have big dreams?

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Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

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What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

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What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

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You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

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What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

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Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

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Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

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A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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