What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

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A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

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Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

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Robin, get in the batmobile

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

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Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

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How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

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Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

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What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

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A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well I'll tell you. He was happily gliding down the sidewalk when he realized that his destination was across the road. He then proceeds to take In his surroundings . He finds that there is no indication telling him to stop so he then cautiously walks across the road watching for any dangerous movement. He safely makes it across and proceeds to his destination which is the slaughtering house. He is a retarded chicken

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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How does Michael J. Fox mix his paint? He uses the paint mixing stick that is provided, for free, by most reputable hardware stores.

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David: Hey Bill. Do you know what the most common place for a Democrat to work is? Bill: No. David: An insane Asylum, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a black person to work is? Bill: No. David: A prison, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a 20th centrury undercover German Jew to work is? Bill: No. David: A morge, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a Scientologist to work is? Bill: No. David: With Democrats. (Writen by Ben, avid Anti-Scienctologist)

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What's the last thing to go through a flys head when it hits your windshield? Its ass.

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