- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

your life

Cheese

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

penis?

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

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