- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There's twenty of them.

what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

What do you do when its night time and you go downstairs and see your tv floating in the air? you say PUT IT DOWN N I G E R

Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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