A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

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non poop

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Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

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Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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