Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

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Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

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What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

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PIED NINNY!

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world peace

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What did the very inquisitive poor black guy say to the very rich white man at the train station? Nothing, they didn't know each other. And they both had their iPods in. And they were at different train stations. And they were in different countries. And the black guy died 20 years ago.

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WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

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What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

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are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

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Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

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What did Jesus say as he walked on water and people went like WOHOO! OMG WE ARE TOTALLY GOING TO CHISEL THIS INTO JEWTUBE SO EVERYONE CAN SEE! "BEHOLD AS I WALK UPON THIS WATER WHILE ALL OF YOU HAVE FAILED BEFORE ME! ONLY I CAN WALK OF THIS WATER OF FROZEN WITHOUT SLIPPING! Nero: Because go fuck yourself asshole. Lol... Jewtube was not as widely available as youtube so yeah... Walking on ice without falling over was a big thing back then... You know such as OMG! EATING BREAD AND DRINKING WINE! WOOOOOOAAAAH SCIENCE! AND BURNING BUSHES SPOKE AND... Moral: "Ill be back, you know, just to annoy you, and because I want to, a real man needs no other reason, and that is why you fuckers need so many of them"

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A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

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Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

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why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

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What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

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What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

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