What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

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Knock, Knock Who's There

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what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

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A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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whats worse than gill? nothing

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Once, I went to Peru.

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game and wanted to play along.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

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How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

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Who is worse than Adolf Hitler? Lebron James

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In what way are a pile of deceased children and a Ferrari F430 similar? Neither can be found in my garage, nor anywhere under my possession. As for the Ferrari, this is an unfortunate truth. Due to Ferraris' high level of desirability, and to their low supply, the cost of one such car is much more than an average person can afford. As for the pile of deceased children, anyone in possesion (for lack of a better term, as one can not truly possess another human being, even post mortem) of such a grotesque thing is probably too sick and twisted to be submitting jokes with no apparent climax in hopes of stimulating the minds of the joke's readers sense of humor.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Why did the old man miss the Alzheimer's Day walk? Because he died in his sleep.

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your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

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How do you get a woman out of a car? You drive it into a river and her body will float to the top.

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What do you do when life hands you lemons? Go home, look for the ingredients on which to make proper, delicious lemonade. Afterward, I would go in the front yard, make a stand, then make a sign that says $1.00 lemonade. Then you know make millions on your master-mind plan that no one else ever thought of.

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Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

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what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

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