- Anti Joke

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

Well that explains a lot, thank you.

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

How will the world end? That information is unknown

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel