- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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