What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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I <3 Hitler

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

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How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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Anti Joke

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