How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

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What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

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person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

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How tall is oprah.. 5'7

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Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

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Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

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why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

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Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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