Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

why was the man sad? his wife died

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

Why? Why Not?

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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