- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? It didn't. Anyone who would believe that is a complete moron.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! Now you must listen to all of my demands or I will crush you all.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

anal seepage

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

What is the name of the car? What

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

did you stub your toe?

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

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