What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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A tree falls over on an old woman. Mysteriously, the woman lifts the tree up and walks away. A man is amazed by this, so he goes and asks the woman how she managed to lift the whole tree. She tells the man that he is an idiot an walks away. Later inspecting the tree, he realizes it is a small sapling weighing no less than 10 pounds

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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Stop me if you heard this one before.

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

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