Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

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