- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

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