- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the midget went to the midget store

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

A storm be brewin!

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

I walk into a bar...

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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