Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

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Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

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i hate black people

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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What did the preist say to the other preist? 'hey! we're both preists!'

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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