- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

Julian Ha.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

Girls soccer

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

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