Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

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Chick Norris... Enough said

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How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

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how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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woman's rights

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

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19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

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What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

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American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

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i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

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Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

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Women's Rights

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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