- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

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