- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

womans rights...

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Girls Lacrosse.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

What do you call a black guy that has a big white coat, an assortment of knives and a couple of women working for him? A doctor

Yo' momma is so fat, that- Wait. Sorry. Too far?

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