- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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