- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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