- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

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