- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

I am dyslexic

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

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