- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

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