- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

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