- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

make me a sandwich! what kind?

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

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