What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

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Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a protocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "We don't serve their kind here! They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble."

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Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

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a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

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i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

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The name "Hunter Barksdale".

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why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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And Stephen Hawking said.

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"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

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How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

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Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

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Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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