Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

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What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

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Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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A bar walks into a man

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A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

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Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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