What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

A chicken walked into the bar...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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