- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

penis

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

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