- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

Women's rights.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

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