- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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