Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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