Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

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Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

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A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

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What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

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What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

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Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

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Stephen Hawking

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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