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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

What did the fish say when he hit the wall? A. Dam B. He Charlie I found the wall C. Both Well he didn't say both but he could have said A or B but it wouldn't make sense for him to say both.

how do you make a homosexual man have sex with a woman? shit in her vagina

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