Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

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A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

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What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

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Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

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Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

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Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

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There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair

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Yo momma soo fat, she got diabetes and died

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What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken just lost his job and has entered into a deep depression. He was going to commit suicide at the local KFC, but as he walked into the KFC, he saw a beautiful woman. They lived a full and happy life together until the chicken died of old age. Turns out the woman was blind, and partially deaf.

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how do you put a elephant in a fridge? open it and put it inside. how do you put a lion in a frige? you take out the elephant and put in the lion. there is a meeting for all the animals in the world which animal doesnt go? the lion because he's in the fridge. a man callshis dog and it doesnt come why not? because its at the meeting

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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