- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

A chicken walked into the bar...

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

What is both bold and brash? Fox

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

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