wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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PENIS that is all

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

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What did the cannibal order at McDonalds? Big Mac, extra pickle, hold the mayo.

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How long does it take a person to steal a television? Many variables could determine said ability to successfully steal a television. Such variables depend on sub-variables such as weight of the television, whether the television is a store, an upper-class citizen's home, or in a "ghetto" apartment. A main variable could be the race of the thief in question. African Americans are scientifically more likely to steal a television faster compared to a Caucasian. Yet a downside to being an African American is the fact that they are more likely to be called in for questioning or arrested on the spot at their broken down home. Caucasians are less likely to be questioned and if caught will most likely obtain the proper amount of bribery money in which to pay off the police.

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How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

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Llamaworm

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Bitch

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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why didn't the blond laugh at the anti-joke? because, she was aborted in her mom's third trimester

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PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

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What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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