- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

the lemon was sweet.

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

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