- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

su algato es en fuego

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

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