- Anti Joke

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

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What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor