How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

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How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

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What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

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3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

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how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

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Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

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My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

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If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

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Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

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I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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