- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

how do you get lady gaga to wake up in the morning? Hit her with a brick

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? What are you doing here?

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

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