Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

Your Mom The End.

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I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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