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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

no pun intended

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

A: What are the nine most terrifying words in the English dictionary? B: What are they? A: I'm from the government and i'm here to help

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

Helena: Can u get me a pencil? Me: Sure. Me: Mr. Brandmeyer can u give me a pencil? Mr. Brandmeyer: Why? Me: I don't know. That's what Helena said.

What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

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