Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

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What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

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Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

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What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

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A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

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A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

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A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

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What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

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So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

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Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

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Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

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What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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