i killed my family

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

your face

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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