- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

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What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

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