- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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