- Anti Joke

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

A person from Singapore eats

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.