- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

your mum

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Then none of us want to be right.

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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