- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Your mother is average.

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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