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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that motherbleep to drink all you want that bleep to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

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