- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? nobody

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

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