- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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