- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

did you stub your toe?

What's 9+10? 19.

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

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