- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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