What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

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why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

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Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

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How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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A duck flies into a bar. The bartender allows it to stay because it turns into a beautiful swan. The goose then lays a golden egg and the bartender stares in awe as a giant bean stalk grows out of the egg. He's ecstatic and really glad he let the flamingo stay with all the wonderful colors and magic going on.

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

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--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

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Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

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whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

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A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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