- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

a man makes a bad joke

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

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