- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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