Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

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A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

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What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

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what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

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What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

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What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

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How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

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What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

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The truth is he loves her!!

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If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

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Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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