- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

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roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

Ben Affleck

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

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