- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

Nothing. He made it home safely.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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