What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

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How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

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What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

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Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

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Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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what to call someone thats gay zak

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WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

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1+1=2

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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