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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

I'm gay.

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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