why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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