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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

I'm gay.

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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