- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

a man makes a bad joke

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

What is 9+10? 19

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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