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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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