why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

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I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

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how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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alex is cool

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Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

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how do you make an idiot laugh? tell him a joke from antijoke

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How many people of a certain demographic does it take to change a light bulb? x+1 (x >0), 1 person to change the lightbulb and x to behave in a manner consistent with the established stereotype of said demographic.

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A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

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little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

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Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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An Englishman walks into a bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

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What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

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What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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