Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

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Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

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Once upon a time a was born

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

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Skrillex.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

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What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

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What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

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CAVE JOHNSON.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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