- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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