- Anti Joke

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

So does Blake

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species