- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

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