When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

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Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

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What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

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What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

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For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

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You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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A person from Singapore eats

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

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How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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