- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

How did the dog die? He was put down.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why was the old lady sad? Her husband was raped by an angry gallon of milk.

Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

At 1:00AM, an old man is woken up by a knocking on the door. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'An orange' The man opens the door to find a talking orange on his doorstep. The man remembers he has Schizophrenia and goes back to sleep.

Three penguins are at the top of snowy hill. The first penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" The second penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" Finally, the third penguin slides down and hill and yells "RADIO!"

Godzilla steps on a bar and orders a Scotch.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the European wife. is very disappointed in her night.

knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" Surprised, the grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named 'Bob'?"

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