Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

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Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

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What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

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a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

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What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

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What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

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what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

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Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

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once upon a time, it snowed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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