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You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

j.p. is dumb

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

jd and zach loves vigina

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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