What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

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Q: What do you get when you have water, sodium C14-16 olefin sulfonate, glycerin, disodium lauroamphodiacetate, polysorbate 20, cocamidopropyl, betaine, PEG-6 Phenoxyethanol, PPG-15 Stearyl, Ether, Citric Acid, isocateth-20, Fragrance, Methylparaben, Tetrasodium EDTA, Xanthan Gum, Propylparben, Ethylparagen, and Camelia Sinensis Leaf Extract? A: All New Clean & Clear Oil Free Make-up Dissolving Foaming Cleanser.

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

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A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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The Princess is in another castle

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

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What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

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What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

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What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

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Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

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What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

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What do you call a white duck? A quacker

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Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

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a black guy hates chicken.

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Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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