- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

Hail Hitler

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

A seal walks into a club.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

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