The Dane, the Norwegian and the Chinese where on a plane, and as the plane was malfunctioning, the pilot would shout: "We are overloaded! Toss out everything you can spare!" The Dane tossed out a box of Danish Salami, explaining they had enough of those in his country. The Norwegian tossed out a package of sweaters, explaining that they had enough of those in his country. Suddenly the Chinese jumped out without a given explanation, as time passed though, the surviving crew arrived to some conclusions... Moral: R.I.P Kim the 294834839483948th

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What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

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Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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My spelling is horrible

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What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

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What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

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A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

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What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

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I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

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what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

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How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

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Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

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What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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