France had one revolution

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

The queen having a shit

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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