- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Whats funnier than throwing a baby off the top of a building? The sound it makes when it hits the ground.

What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

What did the librarian say to the three black men in the library? Nothing. Those three men were Harvard graduates and were very respective of libraries, and thier policies.

Once upon a time, there was a ghost. The ghost was sneaking up on a little girl when she turned around and asked the ghost "Are you a stalker or something?" The ghost, unable to reply (being a ghost) was then kicked in the shins. The End!

Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

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