- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

Sharvil has aids 4 times

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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