Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

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Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

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The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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Gordon Brown smiles.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

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Anti Joke

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