A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

Whats white? A fridge

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

why did katy fall off her bike?

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

hard cheese

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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