Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

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Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

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What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

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A person from Singapore eats

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

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River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

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when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

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You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

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chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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