- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

How did the dog die? He was put down.

Who is John Galt?

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

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