- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

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