- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

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