its funny cuz i laughed!

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

Who has no penis Religious Believers

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Women's professional sports

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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