what do you call a monkey? a monkey

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You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

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ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

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Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

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Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

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A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

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three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

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what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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