Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

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Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

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Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

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A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

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knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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