- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

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