- Anti Joke

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

A hill billy went fishing

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Why did the portuguese fisherman take out a $20,000 loan with a reknown loan shark at exorbitant interest rates? He needed to buy a kidney on the black market for his drug addicted daughter who had also destroyed his credit score meaning he coudln't get a loan from the usual credit facilities such as banks and credit unions.

The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

No it doesnt..

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.