Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

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What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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Gustavo Andrade

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

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What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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woman's rights

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A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

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How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

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what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

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Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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