A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

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Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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A seal walks into a club.

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

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Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

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Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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