Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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THE GAME

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

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Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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