- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

I walk into a bar...

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Do you want icecream, Björn?

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

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