- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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