- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

What's the difference between a guy who sees the glass half empty and a guy who sees the glass half full? The first guy is happier because his tables tip more than the second guy's.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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