Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

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people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

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Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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homosexual rights to marriage

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

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Catholicism.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

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roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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