Please ignore this statement.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

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Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

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What's brown and sticky? Anal

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What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

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An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

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Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

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How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

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There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

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whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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Anti Joke

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