What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

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why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

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What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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