- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

woman's rights

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

And you honored it I see :P

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

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