- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

Its true, he didnt write that!!

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

your mama so old, shes dead.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

whats worse than gill? nothing

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

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