- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

whats hairy and crys your mom

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

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