- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

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Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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