- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

Whats two plus two? Miles

Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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