How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? The show already had several minority characters, and the producers felt that the addition of a Hispanic actor or actress would have added nothing of value to the series.

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

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I drive a 'rarri

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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Dear People who are reading this, I am seriously considering suicide. My Mom beats me and my Dad rapes me in the butthole until i bleed. I have no friends and the only way i get my nut off is if it is into a napkin. I often put peanutbutter on my ballsack and have my dog lick it off. It is the only time that i am happy. I have the gun to my head right now and if you wanna talk me out of it. I live in Lincoln, Nebraska. My number is (402)713-9565. Hurry before i run out of time...... and tears. Sincerely, Adam Claypool

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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A man with tourettes walks into a bar, due to his disease he shouts unexpected profanities across the room; everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the pressure anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom and pulls out a gun and points it at his head. HIs wife of 15 years walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to conceive. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man diagnosed with touretts then goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. After he killed everybody he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentanced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man with touretts still cannot control his ticks and rots in jail everyday screaming obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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