What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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