- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

mikey is cute

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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