A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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DAAAAAAAAMN! I AM BEHIND THE SQUARE WHEEL AGAIN! AND THAT SHIT IS POINTY! PRETENDING TO CARE IS SUCH A HASSLE! Anyway, I hope you know I was joking (otherwise you would totally be,not as smart as I thought) but yeah lets see, I am the fourth most pointless MAN, after "The square wheel", "My wife" (:)) I guess some guy just married the wrong wife huh?) And the the fucking wheel is a billion times more manly than Justin Bible or whatever you called that... Thing, and that wheel is made from a female tree! What? HAVE THE LAST COMMENT? I DO NOT GET HAVE! I GET TAKE BY FORCE! Well as far as comments and go, and sex of course.

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So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

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What do you call a black man at school the janitor

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How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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