- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

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robin, get in the car.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

Wolfjob.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

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