- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

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