- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

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What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

Gretta has five legs? -no

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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