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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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