Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

White NBA players.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

What's the new green? Green

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

I literally died laughing

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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