A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

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when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

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what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

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What's the new green? Green

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1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

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What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

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What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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wanna hear a better joke? casey.

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

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what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

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mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

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roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

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My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

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Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

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one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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