Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Justin Beiber

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

What moos like a cow? Another cow

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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