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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

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