- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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