- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

knock knock no no you go now i clean

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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