Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Gretta has five legs? -no

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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