What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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a chinese man pays the full price

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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