- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Who is big and stupid My brother

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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