- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

destiny

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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