What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

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What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

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Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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Why can't february march Because april may

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

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Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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