- Anti Joke

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

Why can't february march Because april may

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.