Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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