Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

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Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

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What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

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What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

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where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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38 studio's new game... Finance City

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Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

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a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

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What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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