- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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