- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

what are you mike bibby?

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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