What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

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Okay.

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

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so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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