What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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