Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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