- Anti Joke

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

A jew enters a mall.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head