How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

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Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

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Pickles are powerful

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

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Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

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What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

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How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

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What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

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My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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