what do you call a young man? a little boy

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What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

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Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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the NAACP

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

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i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

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What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

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How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

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Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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