How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

European on my shoes, buddy.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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