josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

What is better than life? Nothing.

What does? 42

What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

Why was the man sad? His brother died.

What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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