- Anti Joke

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi