- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

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