Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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The bears will win the Super Bowl

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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What do you do when its night time and you go downstairs and see your tv floating in the air? you say PUT IT DOWN N I G E R

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T u r n i p s

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

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How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to his barber? ????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????, which, in their native language means, I would like to get a haircut.

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if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR S H I T STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to prom. First he goes to get a tux but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he hast to get some flowers so he goes to a florist and there is a huge flower line there. It takes forever but he gets the flowers. Next he heads to get a limo, unfortunately there is a long limo line at the rental office and it takes a long time but he gets the job done. Finally the day of the prom comes and the two are dancing happily and are having a good time. When the song is over she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there is no punchline.

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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