You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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