- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

PENIS

why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

Bob Saget

Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

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