Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

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What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

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why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

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What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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Pickles are powerful

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My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

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What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

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my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

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why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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