- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

you see theres this guy.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

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