Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

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If you put two black men in an empty room, what will they do? They will most likely try to figure out why they have been put in such a confusing scenario. Then one of the black men will suggest the possibility that maybe they are being used as a subject of a joke. The other black man agrees then they both hang themselves since they have no other purpose in life.

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whats yellow after cani...nathan

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

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Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

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so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

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A smart kid just answered a question in class, a blonde girl then says "Nerd, your always answering all the questions". The teacher then says "Hey thats not nice, he could be your boss one day." The smart kid quickly replies "Highly unlikely, i do not plan on being a pimp when i grow up".

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YOUR MOTHER IS SO FAT that she sought a relevant support group. My understanding is that she tried Overeater's Anonymous and lost a few pounds, but it meant more that it improved her sense of self-worth. She's more comfortable with herself as a somewhat overweight woman, and a much happier person now. We're all very proud of her.

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Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

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what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

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Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

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whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

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Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

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What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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