- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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