- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

What's up? Your time.

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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