I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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