- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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