- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

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