Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

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