- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

I'd like to make a withdraw

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

You know what's catchy? A cold

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??