- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Black people.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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