what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

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Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

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Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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