- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

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