Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

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What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

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What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

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What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

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Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

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Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

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3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

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Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

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How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

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boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

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