- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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