My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

sucks Syntax...

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

what do you call a young man? a little boy

Shea's sty....

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

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